You Missed This? Rewind : #KFCFunga

Apparently,it seems you guys have never tasted spiced chicken!How about a Spiced "Funga"?Suprisingly,most of you have.This is what got all tongues wagging and trying to find the edge,Why take away a "KFC" and not a "Ken - Chic".Believe it or not,it turned out to be quite an amusing TT and as always,here is where we cache and curate it for you slow ones to have the last of the laughs:

We have winners;

sickolia That Guy.

#KFCFunga does not put on a weave.She comes with Horses instead.

 

John_murumba John Murumba✔

#KFCfunga doesn't do 'pick-up' lines, she does Range Rover dimensions

 

 Ivan_Sang Ivan Sang

You need not give instructions to a #KFCFunga, it is pre-programmed to satisfy you fully and receive your complaints

 

 mcmsubaru Michael Chege Mwangi

A #KFCfunga doesn't catch pints at the local, she mellows out at The Brew Bistro.

 

 wagiomuts Sheila Wagio

#KFCfunga can't have phone sex with you if you're using an ideos. @theAllacoaster. Hahaha lol

 

@Dee_spicable: A #KFCFunga doesn't drink ordinary water, she drinks H2HOE

@Abdidi: A #KFCFunga doesn't give you her phone no! She gives you her #bbm pin :)

 

 @vanderwangwe: #KFCFunga can make Amos akuwe Wake. 

 

Killliving Brian Sihudu

#KFCFunga uses doors instead of windows on her PC

 

@SpikyMartin: When you are vybing a #KFCfunga and you bore them,they can Minimize you.

 

_RamzZy_ Rama VS Ramzzy

If a chef is found stuffing that chicken while smiling his wife can file for divorce. That's cheating! #KFCFunga

 

PhilipOgola Philip Ogola

#KFCFunga Why did the Chicken cross the road to @nakumatt junction? -To get Laid

 

 

 

Equus africanus asinus Twitteratis - The mysterious Donkey on Twitter

You may have characteristically spotted random  tweeps donkenizing everything they could think of earlier on this week.Dont ask us why everybody suddenly got caught up in the hullabaloo but now you certainly how the Mexican wave was invented and also why the #londonriots spread over Britain like wildfire in a matter of hours.

From jobless idling  tweeps to sneaking  tweeps in the office took to finding donkeys from literally all spheres of life.And believe us,many donkeys sprouted,some we knew about ,others were just one of our many moments of enlightment on Twitter.


Check this out -The Donkey winASS were;

@mainneli: Taking your Donkey to Kisii- Kissing that Ass.

sickolia That Guy.

A Donkey that is out of the Country=========>diASSpora

 

HexHeizzy Hector-sama

A donkey with a bad behind - BadASS

 

 Kanyairo The Nyairo_ⓞ

A donkey's EXAM: Continuous ASSessment Test.

 

@kedirah: a donkey guess - an ASSumption

 

Kawiria Kawiria Rincuni

A blonde donkey - DumbASS

 

joewmuchiri joe muchiri

a stupid donkey coach "ASSene Wenger"

 

AKenyanGirl Naomi Mutua

This is retarded! RT @ndinda_: @AKenyanGirl @vanderwangwe @dee_spicable @joewmuchiri Tightass- A donkey called Titus

 

Dee_spicable Dee

Volunteering your donkey to be used in a martial arts movie- 'Getting your ass kicked'

 

Chef_pinchito Eugene

a donkey that jumpps into conclusions...ASSume

 

 @ForeverCaliente A donkey to avoid>contagASS

 

"@sickolia: A Very Intelligent Donkey=====>GeniASS" ha

@sickolia: A donkey's Bonoko=======> bASStola

 

@m_dblogger: A donkey in an election bid ~ ASSpirant.

remz_kipkorir Remmy Kipkorir

i got a luxury donkey, its a lexASS